tomorrow’s my 20th birthday. needless to say i’m quite excited to graduate from the boundaries of being a teenager and take hold of my adulthood with a brand new outlook.
also, i’m hoping so hard that my birthday turns out half as exciting as this young lad’s shin-dig. just look:
a large blossom of balloons hovers above the well-draped dinner table, sprinkled with a few multicolored confetti remnants. not too many though, wouldn’t want to over-excite the little ones.
the birthday boy; sitting in a high-backed chair like the king of the day. although, whoever sits in the chair next to him would apparently have the same amount of power. but nonetheless, when he’s at the table alone - he looks like a mudda effin king. don’t forget his pink party crown (complete with pink sparly fringe) to top off the majesticity of it all.
what’s on the menu for the night? don’t even get me started people. we got cheez puffs, fresh from the bag. personalized jello ‘glasses’ with whipped cream and cherries, each tied with colorful ribbon. an ASTER box filled to the brim with sugar cookies and whimsical cupcakes that would make any young man’s knees weak.
NOTE: after further investigation of the origins of this ‘ASTER’ box, i discovered that ASTER stands for “Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer.” he must know what that means.
continuing with the night’s menu: a birthday cake. very traditional to the eyes of an amateur, but this isn’t just any birthday cake. it’s a double-layered chocolate cake (im assuming) with chocolate frosting and beautiful white detail. simply orgasmic.
overall, this birthday party is a sure thriller for those guests who haven’t arrived yet. i mean, i’m sure they’re coming, they just aren’t there now. you know what, they probably are there but his mom wanted a picture of him enjoying the decor alone. right? yea, he can’t be the only one at this birthday party…he’s got friends…
happy birthday to me tomorrow. and here’s to hoping that it turns out as wonderfully as this young man’s birthday celebration did.
terrific. :)
