So, I’m watching The Real Housewives of New York City, and Kelly (the newest one) just had a five-minute monologue explaining her intimate love of running.
“You just put on shoes and go.”
Really? Is it that simple, Kelly? NO! NOT when you’re running within the chaotic boundaries that are the NYC streets. Weaving in and out of busy sidewalks and jumping over concrete structures, Kelly went on to describe the freedom and exhilaration she feels when running.
Now, Kelly isn’t just running on the sidewalk…she’s running IN THE STREET. In a lane, which is usually designated to a vehicle (i.e. taxi, car, truck, maybe even bicycle), NOT a human being running at 6 mph tops.
Amongst hundreds of NYC taxis.
Like…WAT?! WHY?! She’s holding up traffic — she’s causing a scene and it’s weird to watch.
Whatever Kelly, live your life. You’re skinny and beautiful. Do whatcha want.
Fool.
